Upcoming
FLOAT WATCH
A live read on circulating supply, liquidity depth and holder concentration — the thin-float math that powers the whole brand, on one dashboard.
DASHBOARD · No financial function
PRE-MARKET · CA TBABUILT FOR ROBINHOOD CHAIN
THIN FLOAT.
LOUD TAPE.
Hood Squeeze ($SQZD) is the stock-meme token of the Robinhood Chain generation — a community brand built on thin-float folklore, loud tape, and radical on-chain honesty. The CA drops when it's ready. Everything verifiable lives on this page.
1B supply · 0/0 tax target · LP proof at deploy · no presale · NFA
AWAITING CA
SQZD / USD—
Market cap—
Liquidity—
24h volume—
Feed activates at CA reveal — no fake numbers here.
NO PRESALE
There was never a way to buy early. There still isn't.
0/0 TAX TARGET
If a fee ever exists, it will be on-chain and linked.
CA PUBLISHED ONCE
Same second: here + @HoodSqueeze. Nowhere else.
LP PROOF AT DEPLOY
Locked or burned, transaction hash public.
NFA, LOUDLY
Culture and community. Your wallet, your call.
Illustrative numbers are marked until the deploy transaction exists. Fine print is a feature here.
01WHAT IS HOOD SQUEEZE
A TICKER WITH
A BACKSTORY.
Not a garment brand. Not a hedge fund. A stock-meme token with a name that reads like a chart pattern.
The hood is Robinhood culture — the app that put a broker in eight million pockets and turned waiting rooms into trading floors. The squeeze is what happens when a thin float meets a community that refuses to sell. Put the two together and you get $SQZD: a token that trades in culture first.
This is not financial advice and it isn't pretending to be a startup pitch. It's a brand, a community, and — eventually — a tape worth watching. Every serious number gets published once, here and on X, at the same moment: no countdown timers, no secret presales, no "trust me."
hood/hʊd/— noun
- The Robinhood generation — first broker in the pocket, first chart on the lock screen.
- Not a garment. Read the name again.
squeeze/skwiːz/— noun
- What physics does to a thin float when demand shows up.
- A state of mind. Consult your wallet at your own risk.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICEUNAFFILIATED WITH ROBINHOOD MARKETS, INC.CA: TBA
02WHY $SQZD
BUILT LIKE A TERMINAL.
RUN LIKE A COMMUNITY.
Four stock-flavored utilities, all shipping after launch and marked upcoming until they're real — because calling vaporware “live” is how scams talk.
Upcoming
SQUEEZE SCORE
A cosmetic holder rating: time-held badges and conviction flair. Status you can't buy — only hold into. Zero financial function.
COSMETIC · No financial function
Upcoming
TAPE MODE
The site goes full terminal — live trades streaming ticker-style, block prints, spreads. For Level 2 enjoyers who read the tape for sport.
THEME · No financial function
Upcoming
HOLDER ROLES
X-linked, on-chain-verified community roles: Tape Readers, OG Float, Squeeze Vets. Your bag stays private; your reputation doesn't.
COMMUNITY · No financial function
All features are cosmetic or informational. None of them promise, project, or imply returns.
03TOKENOMICS
ONE BILLION. NO
ASTERISKS ON SUPPLY.
Everything below is illustrative until the deploy transaction exists. Final numbers are whatever the chain says — and we'll link the receipts.
Allocation — illustrative*
Draft v2026-091B
Fixed
- LIQUIDITY80%
- COMMUNITY10%
- TEAM5%
- TREASURY5%
- LIQUIDITY: Seeded at deploy — never dumped
- COMMUNITY: Airdrops, events, competitions
- TEAM: Vested 12mo, 6mo cliff*
- TREASURY: CEX-ready reserve
TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
Fixed at deploy · no silent mints
BUY / SELL TAX
0% / 0%
Target — verified on the explorer at launch
LIQUIDITY
TBA
Size + lock/burn tx published at deploy
PRESALE / TEAM GRAB
NONE
Nothing sold before the public CA
How we'll prove it at deploy
- 01Deploy transaction linked here.
- 02LP lock or burn transaction linked here.
- 03Explorer link showing the 0/0 tax.
- 04CA posted once — on X and on this page, the same second.
If a number can be checked on-chain, we link the check. *Team allocation and splits are illustrative until the deploy tx exists.
Illustrative — nothing here is final until it's on-chain. No presale, no silent mints, no "trust me." $SQZD is a meme token with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. Not financial advice.
04ROADMAP
PRE-MARKET →
AFTER HOURS.
No fake dates. Phases move when deliverables do — dated roadmaps are how projects end up apologizing in the discord they abandoned.
PRE-MARKET
Now · Phase 1/5- Brand, X account and this site — live
- Deploy rehearsal on testnet
- Community warm-up and lore distribution
- CA sealed — zero leaks, zero presale
DEPLOY
Upcoming- Fair launch — public CA, same second on X + here
- LP created, locked or burned — tx linked
- 0/0 tax verified on the explorer
TAPE EXPANSION
Upcoming- Tape Mode live — full terminal experience
- Float Watch dashboard v1
- Holder roles rollout
- Community meme competition #1
SQUEEZE SEASON
Upcoming- Squeeze Score cosmetic badges
- Community events and art drops
- Monthly on-chain transparency reviews
AFTER HOURS
Upcoming- Governance-lite community polls
- Grants for community-built tools
- The float stays thin. The tape stays loud.
Roadmap v2026-09 — dates intentionally omitted. Phases move when deliverables do.
05MEME DESK
FRESH OFF
THE TAPE.
Original art from the community — zero utility, one hundred percent culture. New drops land here and on X.
The exact moment $SQZD was invented. (Artist's rendering.)
ASK 0.00NOBODY
ASK 0.00STILL NOBODY
Spread: vibes
BID 0.00EVERYONE
BID 0.00ALL OF THEM
$SQZD
+100% cultureVol: all of it
> who_is_in_the_hood.exe
scanning…
LEVEL 2 ENJOYERS DETECTED: 8,000,000
chart literacy: dangerous
Paper hands detected
Signal ignored by 100% of holders. Desk remains fully staffed.
“Stonks only go sideways until they don't.”
— every holder, at some point
Original art by the community. Zero utility was harmed in the making of this gallery.
06LIVE MARKET
THE TAPE.
Price, cap, liquidity, volume and holders — pulled live from Dexscreener the moment a pair exists. Until then: dashes, and zero theatre.
PRE-MARKET/SQZD/USD — Robinhood Chain
Contract addressTBA
TBA
The official CA appears here and on @HoodSqueeze at the same second. Until then, every “$SQZD” contract is fake by definition.
Price
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Market cap
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24h volume
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Liquidity
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Holders
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Best-effort explorer count
Pair
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Chart activates with the pair
The Dexscreener embed renders here the second liquidity exists. No fake candles, no Photoshopped pumps.
Market data via Dexscreener · server-cached ~45s · holders best-effort
07FAQ
QUESTIONS,
ANSWERED PLAINLY.
If an answer here ever changes, this section changes with it. That's the deal.
No — and we say that everywhere it matters. Hood Squeeze is an independent community project celebrating stock-trading culture. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Robinhood Markets, Inc. in any way.
TBA. The only official CA will be published simultaneously on this site and on X (@HoodSqueeze) at deploy. Until that moment, any contract claiming to be $SQZD is fake by definition — report it, and don't interact with it.
When the deploy checklist is fully green: contract rehearsed on testnet, LP plan locked in, and every receipt ready to link. We don't do countdown timers or surprise drops — the reveal will be announced on X first.
Illustrative until deploy: 1,000,000,000 fixed supply, a 0%/0% buy/sell tax target, and LP details (size, lock or burn) published with on-chain proof at launch. Final numbers are whatever the chain says — we'll link the transactions here.
There is no liquidity to lock before deploy — anyone telling you otherwise is early to a scam. At launch we'll publish the lock or burn transaction hash in the tokenomics section.
Float Watch, Squeeze Score, Tape Mode and Holder Roles are cosmetic and informational — dashboards, badges, themes and community roles. None of them trade for you, and none of them imply returns. Utility is culture here.
No. Nothing on this site is financial advice, a solicitation, or an offer of securities. $SQZD is a meme token with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. Do your own research and never spend money you can't afford to lose.
“Hood” is the Robinhood generation — the app that put a broker in everyone's pocket. “Squeeze” is what happens when a thin float meets determined demand. It's a ticker-shaped tribute to retail culture, not a garment brand.
Three rules: only trust links posted from @HoodSqueeze, verify the CA character-by-character against this site, and remember that we will never DM you first, ask for funds, or run a “presale.” Impersonators are inevitable; falling for one is optional.
Follow @HoodSqueeze on X — it's the single source of truth for the CA reveal, launch details, and everything else. This site mirrors the important stuff, including the live market feed once trading starts.